remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR. YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE THE LADIES MORE ARMOR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I ASK FOR IN RETURN.
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
yep that’s exactly how it went
I’m a piece of shit
"Romeo And Juliet" Act I scene I
imagine Bucky goes to have a blood test one time and the nurse can’t find a vein
and they’re like ‘are you sure it’s this arm you usually have blood taken from?? maybe i should try the other one’
and he just looks at them like
Next time on “When Emo Dads Interact”
tumblr user equestrianheart describes pacific rim, having never seen it, from posts that pop up on her dash
"it’s set in sf,
it’s about scientists
one girl (i dont’ know what the girls’ name is)
two guys, one of them is called newt, the other one is called hermann?
the world is ending, so they make a transformerbot called a kaiju which has to fight the bad guys who are called jaygers. so the jaygers and the kaijus fight and charlie day is a scientist and the girl is the winner.”
If you don’t live with a cockatiel, you are pretty much missing out.
My cockatiel isn’t as cool as this one.
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE 1,000,000 NOTES.